'Once upon a time there was the Earth. On this Earth there were people. Amongst these people, somewhere in the 80s, a white chick was born. She was aptly named Melissa AKA Missy AKA Micki. And Micki is the baddest m*th#r-f*%$ing b!tch on the planet. The end.'

Ok - so, I maybe bribed a friend with PBR to write my bio for me. Guess you get what you pay for. Seriously, though, not big on talking about myself. Talking about music, on the other hand... If its rock-loving company you seek, I'm your gal. If you want to know more about me, catch me at a concert - or let me & the music infiltrate your brain, from 6pm-10pm weeknights on Rock 92.

P.S. If you want to write me a new bio, be my guest. There could be a tallboy at stake.