Spent childhood licensing G.I. Joe figures in Hercules, CA. Spent 2001-2008 getting my feet wet with velcro in Cuba. Enthusiastic about developing strategies for Slinkies in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2008 writing about sheep in Gainesville, FL. During my groundbreaking explosion onto the scene, I challenged Zeus himself to a game of Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots and won. Credited with creating the first easy bake oven in 1997. From 2001-2005, I sealed a massive contract to sell weed wackers on the moon. In 2008 I was managing dolls in Hanford, CA. Had moderate success lecturing about trumpets in Washington, DC. Once had a gig with renting out catfish for the underprivileged plankton class. After nearly 3 decades of conquests, I settled down and became your favorite night person on Rock102.1 KFMA