How The Grunge Stole Christmas
A Very Un-Merry 48 Hours of 90s Rock
Every Who down in Whoville loved Christmas a lot…
But Rock 102.1 KFMA did NOT.
Too much cheer. Too much croon.
Too many jingles that make your ears swoon (in a bad way).
So this Christmas, we’re stealing the season back —
With distortion, feedback, and flannel-clad attack.
No Carols. No Cheer. No Apologies.
For 48 straight hours, we’re blasting nothing but the rock of the 90s:
Metallica • Green Day • Nirvana • Soundgarden • Tool • Pearl Jam • Korn • and more.
No ho-ho-hos.
Just growls, riffs, and angst by the load.
When the Stealing Begins
Starts: Christmas Eve at Midnight (12:00 AM)
Ends: Christmas Day at 11:59 PM
That’s two whole days of holiday humbug,
Powered by guitars that hit harder than a mean green shrug.
Tune In… If You Dare
If you find joy in noise, comfort in chaos,
And prefer your Christmas loud, dark, and delightfully wrong…
You’ve found your holiday home.
Happy Holidays…
—or whatever — from Rock 102.1 KFMA.
“How The Grunge Stole Christmas”
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