Razor

Weekdays, 10AM – 2PM
Razor is a grown-ass man, who enjoys planking, extreme ironing and photographing sticks. He is also still obsessed with Gangnam Style, and wants a tattoo of Psy on his left shoulder. He’s rockin’ and bold, but can also be very dark and a bit aloof. And always at the same time.

Physically, Razor is in terrible shape. He is of average-height with some hair, and two eyes, and has fingernails.

He grew up in a working class neighborhood, often serving sandwiches to the stay-at-home moms just so he could hear the neighborhood gossip. He would then write a weekly newsletter detailing the gossip under the pen name Alfred P. Crustwater.

He is currently in a relationship with Dylan Sarah Hudson. Dylan is the same age as him and works as a student. But there is some dispute as to whether or not this person exists. Word is they may break up because she wants somebody less dumb.

Razor’s best friend is a homeless person named Jace Pritchard III, whose interests include looking like a tomato. They have a very fiery friendship. He also hangs around several nuns, and they enjoy working on cars and listening to the radio together.

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